amyyylase;
So please just leave me the fuck alone while I take it. 

So please just leave me the fuck alone while I take it. 

(Source: -theperfectmistake, via c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-l-o-v-e)

“Just have casual sex with him. It’s great. That’s what I do.”
Don’t trust the bitch in apartment 23. Love the main character, its like looking in a mirror. 

(Source: lizzymaxia)

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This has been the best day of my life.

It’s hard to sense sarcasm over the internet, but if you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. 
 

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Coco Chanel

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jessicaclark:

My portrait painting by the amazing Aaron Nagel

jessicaclark:

My portrait painting by the amazing Aaron Nagel

(Source: achingforabuse, via blaz-d)

Modern Family

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Immense.

Immense.

(Source: artruby, via nicholasjamesgerrard)

Is there anyone I can talk to?

When I get myself into a situation like this? No.  

Wish I had smaller boobs.

Wish I had smaller boobs.

(Source: femaleboner)


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